JOIN MY CULT!

As I have stated publicly many times, I am starting a cult… for funsies. Don’t worry about it! Get on board!

Mother Moore’s Cult is not a high-control cult, created by power-hungry men to control the population. Mother’s cult has one rule Respect your Mother… underwear: optional. Mother is Earth and all the life on it. Mother is life. I am Mother, you are Mother, the trees, the bees, the seas are Mother. MOTHER is coming… I feel it in my bones. Mother has been used & abused by the Patriarchy for far too long & Karma has a way of collecting. MOTHER is Karma. MOTHER is humanity standing up to the oldest bully in the book, taking our devotion, reverence, and time back from the fascist patriarchy & pouring it into MOTHER. Love your life and all life enough to let it grow. Honor life in such a way that the only sin conceivable is taking too much.

I’m not gonna be able to start this thing without your help so if you happen to not be struggling under late-stage capitalism, please feel free to donate. If you are struggling, like the rest of us, you’re invited to a comedy show at a discounted rate; just tell the door person that you’re a member of Mother Moore’s Cult. All donations will be used to fund my extravagant lifestyle. After all, Imma Prophet.